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"BEGONE, BIPEDAL OPPRESSORS!"
WOOHOOO IT GOT THERE!!!! upping it up so incase ppl buy adopts
*edit: it got there again O.O..... THANKS STERLING!
*edit2* thanks to nariku!!! filled once more. upped it just in case. of random donations and stuff
*edit3* Thanks Liven! <3 You shoved that bar right on up there! Expanded once more for the obvious random donations.
I love him so much.
Call me Seal, Silver, Dire, John Cena, for dinner, or don't call me at all.
I have a vag that bleeds monthly but I don't give a flying fuck about what pronouns you use.
I am a seal.
I am a Scorpio.
I am a sealsexual. Seal likes and fucks what the seal wants.
I'm not sorry.
You can't see me.
No fucks to give for I have no opposable thumbs, you shit.
Careful when approaching the seal. There's a wild Kittwulf on guard.
Consistency of Jello.
*Pacific Rim theme plays in the background*
(fat jiggling intensifies)
~+WARNING+~, you have entered my page. Feel free to browse around but careful not to get caught up in my shananigans. If you do... well then my poor soul I wish you good luck. They are... possiblyDeadly... C WAT I DID THAR?
I play Pokémon, Magic the Gathering, Heroes of the Storm, and World of Warcraft (FOR THE ALLIANCE!). I enjoy ducks, dinosaurs, and various forms of destruction.
The warning above should be emphasized for I come with a bright orange warning label. You need to learn to laugh at yourself and other unsettling topics or you're not going to have a good stay in my presence.
Plus I probably won't care if i don't know you. Take your shit elsewhere.
If you cannot do so, simply leave and enjoy your day sir and or madam. It's neither my or your loss.
You just can't touch the blubber.
Drop me a 'Sup' if you feel like it. Don't worry I don't bite. Hard. Enough.
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~The Foogat with a capital F~
Secretly a cuntboy.
Bow down to your overlord.
High in protein.
~Pretty Swag People~
Look at you all being fancy.
~This ends the list.~
Fuck me if I forgot you.
Srsly plz do.
ART TRADES (Who fucking knows if or how these will get done.)
- -- Chaos
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